“We were a two career family. I was a nuclear engineer. I designed shields for the fuel reactors on the first nuclear submarines. He was a carpenter.”
Jimmy and Channing Tatum do a bit of taunting in the midst of an Arm Wrestle!
- touchin my butt
- touchin ur butt
- no butt touchin
hell yeah i’m a catholic i’ve been addicted to cats my whole life
Elizabeth Olsen (via booksnchocolate)
if we got all the cats in the world to meow at exactly the same time how loud would it be
Well the average cat meow is like 65/75dB (above speaking volume but below shouting) and there are about 2bn cats in the world, so, by that math, 130-150bn dB. Which is about 100 million jets taking off at once.
girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle
Bruce & Bruce
okay this picture makes me really happy because i keep seeing it and imagining the two eras of bruce on stage in front of thousands of screaming fans, and baby bruce puts his hand on older bruces shoulder and is like “look at how successful and amazing you are.” and older bruce stares at the crowd proudly and says “couldn’t have done it without you buddy.”
I need to have as much wild sex as possible so one day I can become an inappropriate old lady that blurts out things like “when I was your age I got a concussion after being bent over a desk” and then my family can be like “grandma please, you’re making easter dinner really uncomfortable” and it’ll be great