Dior Ring for New York Magazine
a collection of some of my favorites: part 2
THE LAST ONE THO
FRICK. THE LAST ONE IS A PUN I MADE WHEN I SAID “MARK MY WORDS” TO MY FRIEND MARK. IT WAS ACTUALLY A TEXT POST. I HAD ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA.
Remember in the 90’s there used be a room in your house that was called the “computer room”.
Kate Middleton meeting Idris Elba is all of us meeting Idris Elba.
I think this actually the best thing that’s ever been on my dash
DID THAT ACTUALLY JUST FUCKGIN HAPPEN
He has become one
He is free
fuCIM’M ACTUALLY CRYING HELPRDTJUYFIUIOKLF
living the dream
i’m a good person i deserve to meet celebrities
three cats are competing in a race. there’s an american cat named “one two three”, a german cat named “ein zwei drei”, and a french cat named “un deux trois”. the cats all swim across a lake. the american cat finishes first, the german cat finishes second, but the french cat is nowhere to be found.
because the un deux trois quatre cinq
IM LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS JOKE IF YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU