alphabet soup more like times new ramen am i right
WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD
Because not enough of us are English monarchs
nah son, i ain’t got no snapchat. I’m old-fashioned. just fax it to me. fax me the nudes.
this video keeps me young
Gustav Klimt - Death and Life, 1916
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers
grandmoms are precious and must be protected at all costs
i told her i was posting this on tumblr and she said “let me know how many hits i get!!!” so just watch this and make an old woman happy
I THINK ABOUT THIS A LOT
THEY DIDNT FOLLOW THE GAME THE GAME FUCKIN FOLLOWED THEM
I gotta learn these moves.
I showed this to a girl in my form class and about halfway through i noticed the class had gone silent and realised the projector was on and everyone in my form was staring at the screen in awe
"I am so pumped up!"
IT’S INSANE THAT THE ACTOR WESLEY SNIPES HAS THAT NAME! IF YOU SAW A PICTURE OF HIM AND A PICTURE OF ME AND YOU WERE ASKED “WHO SHOULD BE NAMED WESLEY SNIPES?”, YOU’D PICK THE PALE ENGLISHMAN EVERY TIME. EVERY TIME LIZ!
Current mood: Simon Pegg throughout most of Shaun of the Dead
imagine idris elba as a starfleet captain